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At a train station, a man was standing directly in front of the cabin door used by Train Dispatchers otherwise called Station Assistants. The man stood over two buckets of paint. What happened next will shock you.

Station Assistant: She knocked on the cabin’s glass door to attract the attention of the passenger.

Passenger: Do you want to come out of the door?

Station Assistant: Yes.

Passenger: Do you want me to remove the buckets? Of course he knew there was no way the door could open without removing the buckets and he himself staying clear of the door way.

Station Assistant: Yes.

Passenger: Please.

Station Assistant: Please for what.

Passenger: You need to be polite.

Seriously, it won’t be long before one had to beg some stupid people to allow you access to your own door … smh.

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Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

Author: Tiya.
Culled from: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/2
Wed 09/09/2015